Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?


Natalie: Get rid of Dodd for me. Kill him. I'll pay you.
Leonard Shelby: Are you crazy? I'm not gonna kill someone for money.
Natalie: What then? Love? What would you kill for? You'd kill for your wife, wouldn't you?
Leonard Shelby: That's different!
Natalie: Not to me, I wasn't fucking married to her!

Matt Kowalski: So, what do you like about being up here?
Ryan Stone: The silence.

David Grant: ...and all your brothers are coming over today, remember?
Woody Grant: Some of 'em are dead.
David Grant: The dead ones won't be here.

Lina, You've never looked lovelier.

Cosmo Brown

Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. [pauses a beat] How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Judge Smails

These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

Qui-Gon Jinn

Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: Musta made an impression.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.

Max: Good God, he licked me.
Lemon: Edward, don't lick Max.

Ogilvy: Here?
[to Ray]
Ogilvy: Peach Schnapps. Disgusting I know it, found a whole case of this shit.

Sean: I call dibs on the mountain climber.
Trevor: What? You're thirteen; you can't call dibs.

Osgood: I am Osgood Fielding the third.
Daphne: I'm Cinderella the second.

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