Jill: Are you going bald?
Jack: Huh?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Jack: Okay.

Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
Dusty Bottoms: Well done.

[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!

Tallahassee

Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.
Napoleon Dynamite: So you and Pedro getting really serious now?

Lord Asriel: I propose to discover a world much like our own in a parallel universe.
Fra Pavel: That is heresy!
Lord Asriel: That is the truth.

Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your cape! I'm calling it, the Black Mambaaaaa...!

Minion

Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays.

Garry

People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!

Pop Fisher

[visiting his old house] ... I remember when she was standing there all nervous and shy with that small smile... And all I wanted her to do was trust me... And she did... She did...

Rocky Balboa

We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.

Mark

James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

Goddamn, you play a mean banjo.

Drew

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