First you yell at me, and now you're giving me the tears.Frankie Ballenbacher
Butch Cassidy: Ah, you're wasting you're time. They can't track us over rocks.
Sundance Kid: Tell them that.
Butch Cassidy: [after looking for himself] Who are those guys?
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.Dr. Evil
Megamind: Miss Ritchi, we meet again.
Roxanne Ritchi: Oh... it's only you!
Arley: Sit down, I want to talk to you.
Trevor McKenney: You want to lie to me.
Dr. Gonzo: Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here, where's the elevator?
Raoul Duke: No, fuck! Don't go near the elevator man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.
Jesus H. Christ! Jesus Mary and Joseph! All the saints and martyrs and Jesus! Did I mention Jesus?Joe Gould
DJ Ruby Rhod: There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. I love to sing, she recently confessed to me!
DJ Ruby Rhod: [Quietly to Korben] By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!
Shaun: Maybe he's not here.
Ed: Hey prick!
Melvin! One of these days someone's gonna kick your ass!Earl Bassett
I'm an attorney for the Corleone family. These men are private detectives hired to protect Vito Corleone. They are licensed to carry firearms. If you interfere you'll have to appear before a judge in the morning and show just cause.Tom Hagen
Frank: A little housewarming gift.
Mitch: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: That exact one.