Han Solo: Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh?

Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an incredible rack.
Phil Wenneck: [to himself] I should have been a fucking cop.

You're lucky it was just me who figured it. Otherwise you would have had all three of us for wedding guests.

Ray Coleman

Sara: There's only one world, Chenille.
Chenille: That's what they teach you. We know different.

[haggling with Tom]
Nick the Greek: What else does it come with?
Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

John McClane

[to Louis] Do you not read Latin?

Cotton Marcus

[to Rhett] If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying

Scarlett

[farts] Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

Al Czervik

RHETORICAL QUESTION WOODCOCK!

John Farley

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