Kim Mills: What are you going to do?
Bryan Mills: I’m going to finish this.
Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, it's the smell of $40,000 a year.
If it looks like shit, and it sounds like shit, than it must be shit.Jack Horner
Like I said, if the government searched my house you'd be the least of my problems.Gordon Deitrich
Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em.Janet Colgate
Rosemary Cross: I'll show you the door.
Max Fischer: I'll just go back out the window.
Becky: I like your dress.
Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!
Marcus Aurelius: You have proven your valor once again, Maximus. Let us hope for the last time.
Maximus: There is no one left to fight, sire.
Marcus Aurelius: There is always someone left to fight. How can I reward Rome's greatest general?
Maximus: Let me go home.
Marcus Aurelius: Ah, home.
Bobby: Have you ever seen a horse race before? Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio?
James Brennan: Harness racing or, like, the normal kind?
Paulette: That's a good question.
Bobby: That doesn't really matter. Look, the Kentucky Derby, have you seen the Kentucky Derby? The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really...
Paulette: Yeah, 100, 200, going...
Bobby: That's an auction, sweetie.
Shoot them. Shoot them both.Toht
Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.Major Eaton
I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.Grace Stamper