The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating.

Alex Fletcher

Sextus: You can break a man's skull, you can arrest him, you can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what's up here?
[taps his head]
Sextus: How do you fight an idea?

Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?


John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

Yianni: Ian, if you're gonna be in this family, I get you some earplugs because the Portokalos women, if they're not nagging someone... THEY DIE!
Toula Portokalos: Ah, you're in so much trouble when I tell my sister!
Athena: Tell me what?

[voiceover] The horror... the horror...


I do not fear death.


Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swa

Please don't touch my ruffles. Put that one back.


Pay attention and you will see how genius creates a legend.

Ned Alleyn

He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.

Project Leader

I had this wonderful notion. I took the Xanax and the Ritalin together. It had never occurred to me!

Richard Brown

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