Inconceivable.

Vizzini

[speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they're going to freak out. My mother's got a temper.

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Sir Alexander Dane

Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Get the fuck out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye.

I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family.

Billy

George Hanson: What's "dude"? Is that like "dude ranch"?
Captain America: Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person.

Derek: Yeah but six months here gotta be better than six up the juvie.
Malakai: Yeah, they got girls in here.

[Shooter's ball lands on Mr. Larson's foot]
Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me* -- waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
Crowd: Ooooooh.

Any second now he's gonna look at me and say, "You're so not worth this."

Toula Portokalos

[Standing in front of the Declaration of Independence] 180 years of searching and I'm 3 feet away.

Ben Gates

Metatron: However, if you should decide to stop being selfish and accept your responsibility, you won't be alone. You'll have support.
Bethany: What, more angels?
Metatron: Prophets. Two of them. The one who speaks - and he will, at great lengths, whether you want him to or not - will make mention of himself as a prophet. The other one... well, he's the quiet type, but he'll be helpful just the same.

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.

Oskar Schindler

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