Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!


Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.

Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.


Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Hattori Hanzo

Give me a minute, I'm good. Give my team an hour, we're unbeatable.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.


Go get 'em, tiger.

Mary Jane Watson

Phil Wenneck: God damn it!
Alan Garner: Gosh darn it!
Phil Wenneck: Shit!
Alan Garner: Shoot!

God must be a painter. Why else would we have so many colors?


God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!


Good morning, eager young minds.


Gopher, Everett?

Delmar O'Donnell

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