You know, I've been listening to your fuckin' bullshit all week. Are we square? Are WE square? Yeah, ya fuckin' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his fuckin' ass!

Carl Showalter

You said you wish we could be together.

Lisa Sheridan

Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Ike: Bullshit.

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Babs

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer Check

Green Goblin: You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
Spider-Man: It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
Green Goblin: Wrong answer.

Don't kid yourself, Earl. You're going to kill again.

Marshall

You're my exception.

Alex

Sometimes there are things no one can fix.

Padme

What's up little tampon?

Noah

Chaucer: Are you mad? You knowingly endanger a member of the royal family?
William: He knowingly endangers himself.

Have you seen my baseball?

Warren

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