Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
Grim Reaper: I heard that!
Officer Caroline: Merrill... how's work at the gas station?
Things will go on, and then one day it will all be over.Georges
Woody Stevens: That's not a discussion.
Dudley Frank: Yeah, that's a lawsuit.
Henning von Tresckow: You scared me half to death.
Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: You'll be closer than that before we're finished.
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.Roy Neary
Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so... be honest. How do you feel?
Westley: [moans in pain]
Count Rugen: Interesting...
Pinchers of power! You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Power!Richard 'Data' Wang
[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.Pat Healy
Chev Chelios: [lowers gun] Congratulations.
Don Kim: Did I win something?
Chev Chelios: Your life, jackass.
[on condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...Jim's Dad
EV-9D9: Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.