When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.

The Joker

Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was 10.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on...

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Gale

Han Solo: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Princess Leia: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield.
Han Solo: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
Chewbacca: [laughs]
Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

[observes Ava] That right there is a dame to kill for...

Marv

Stan Gursky: Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. How did you ever screw up so bad?
Alonzo: Hey, I didn't know. It's not my town. I'm not omniscient.
Lou Jacobs: The Russians don't care if you have a badge. They'll whack you. You ought to hop a jet out of here.
Alonzo: Why? It's an easy fix. I'll just cash in on an account.
Stan Gursky: Which one?
Alonzo: One of my old ones, my first one. The guy's a high security risk anyway. If I'm not around, who's gonna help keep him off the radar?
Stan Gursky: All right, it's your call. I do not want you to dick this up. I don't want to see you on the front page like the rest of those assholes.

So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?

Paulette

There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.

Alfred

Be careful. There're very poisonous. And Zam, there can be no mistakes this time.

Jango Fett

I'm the best person in the whole town!

'Baby' Brent

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.

Fat Amy

Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

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