You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?

Mutt Williams

Lenny Feder: Higgy!
Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder: What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.
Lenny Feder: No!

Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them.

Dan

Detective Vitale: He's got a rap sheet as long as my dick.
Detective Mercer: So, he has no priors?

Michelle: There um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.
Selena: Why not?
Michelle: I don't know. I'm a mom now...
Selena: Oh please. Just because your a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
Michelle: Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others...
Selena: Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay?

My prom is wherever you are.

Troy Bolton

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

Tony Manero

Delmar O'Donnell: You work for the railroad, Grampa?
Blind Seer: I work for no man.
Delmar O'Donnell: Got a name, do you?
Blind Seer: I have no name.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...

William: I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior.
X-Phile 2: You have every angle covered.
X-Phile 1: You know William, from this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.

I'm a virgin. I always have been.

Andy Stitzer

You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.

Pamela Voorhees

I'll always have a place at the Dairy Queen.

Libby Mae Brown

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