Dr. Alan Grant: Well, where does he think he's going?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Chad: So, you're coming with me to the after-party, right?
Taylor: As in, like, a date?
Chad: Must be your lucky day.

[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?

Debbie

Agent Smith: I want everything.
Morpheus: Would that include a bullet from this gun?

Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?

Jules

Tony D'Annunzio: Give me a coke.
Danny Noonan: One coke.
[gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents]
Tony D'Annunzio: Hey wait a minute. That's only 50 cents.
Danny Noonan: Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track.
Tony D'Annunzio: Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.
Danny Noonan: Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

V

Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?
Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Why don't people listen to me? I use plain and simple English, I don't have any accent that I'm aware of...
Sarah Harding: Oh, shut up.

Anne Boleyn: Do you think he'll like me?
Mary Boleyn: Of course he will, sister. How could he not?

Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I'd drop in and say hi.

Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

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