Dana Scully: What are you doing?
Fox Mulder: Trying to ignore you.

Ted: I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! I was just stopping to go the bathroom, next thing I know I tripped over something - well someone - and, poof, there's cops and lights and ...
Detective Stabler: Okay, calm down, Ted, we believe you. The problem is we found your friend in the car.
Ted: Oh. The hitchhiker. That's what this is all about. Isn't that just my luck - I get caught for everything.

Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.

Officer Michaels

How did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here with all this...
[she sees herself as a frog in the mirror and screams]

Princess Tiana

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.

Agent Irina Spalko

Eddy: Are you fighting Katniss? Are you here to fight with us?
Katniss Everdeen: I am. I will.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the shell at all times.

Michelangelo

You know what, the rest of you may hate your insomnia but I'm not sure I want a cure for mine. That's when I get all my best ideas... I'm alone, occasionally... with no distractions. My mind is racing with creative ideas and come 3am I feel like a genius.

Theo

Marianne: Fanny wishes to know where the key to the silver cabinet is kept.
Elinor Dashwood: Betsy has it I think. What does Fanny want with the silver?
Marianne: One can only presume she wants to count it. What are you doing?
Elinor Dashwood: Presents for the servants. Have you seen Margaret by the way? I'm worried about her. She's taken to hiding in the oddest places.

The Emperor: [to the Senate] In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
Padmé: [to Bail Organa] So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Al Czervik

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