Jane: Also, we know how much you loved Mom's car so we're giving it to you.
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: you're taking away my home, and giving me a twenty year old car? Who are you?

Maverick: Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first.
Charlie: Well, I am going to finish my sentence, Lieutenant. My review of your flight performance was right on.
Maverick: Is that right?
Charlie: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.

Barry Badrinath

Oh and Marty, be careful around that Griff character, he's got a few short circuits. In his bionic implants.


Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.

Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

Sam: It's the Ring, isn't it?
Frodo: It's getting heavier.

Josh: I'm much better at video hockey.
Paul: That's not a sport.
Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat.
Josh: What about golf? It's a sport and you don't sweat.
Paul: It's not a sport if you let a machine do all the work.
Josh: What about car racing?
Paul: Shut up, Baskin.

Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

Mike Shiner

Don't stare at me with those big eyes. Geez, you look like one of those barefoot kids from Boliva who needs foster parents.

Isaac Davis

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

I don't want any trouble.

Jim Stark

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