Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod?
Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you fucking Pagan!
Larry: I'll pay you.
Alice: I don't need your money.
Larry: You have my money.
Alice: Thank you.
Caretaker: You are alright?
Johnny Blaze: Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good.
Narrator Smurf: And so the Smurfs left this great city of New York. And I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser, a little smurfier. And as that portal began to close for the last time...
Grouchy: Hey! Seriously, stop!
I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin' about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage.Mike McDermott
Yen Sun: I know what you've come to do. You've come to lay with me and cut me into tiny pieces. You're the bandit that eats children and old people.
Doc: I eat meat and potatoes.
Jake: Disco pants and haircuts...
Elwood: Yeah, lots of space in this mall.
Never forget who I am.Vlad Tepes
You had better decide whether you're hangin' on the cross... or bangin' in the nails.Thomas Craven
It's your first year Prim, your name has only been in there once, they're not going to pick you.Katniss Everdeen
Bless your heart!Professor Joe Butcher
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Will you tell me what that is?
Hugo Croop: About what?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Look at the coller on that coat... whats that look like, that stain?
Hugo Croop: I dunno... Cinnamon roll?