Phillippe Weis: You put enough time in the wrong hands, you upset the whole system.
Will: Let's hope so.

Tell your son it's going to be okay, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.

Harvey Dent

Angelica: I am starting to think you don't know where you are going.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Its not the destination so much as the journey.

Wayne: Okay, you've probably already noticed by now that we're on a little early tonight.
Garth: Usually at this time on Aurora cable, you're watching "Plant World".
Wayne: But they didn't want our 10:30 time slot. But we were able to talk "Plant World" into changing with "Cooking World".
Garth: Although they didn't want to change at first.
Wayne: But fortunately, "White Supremacy World" was cancelled, and all the trades worked out

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

I am not worthless!

Sayuri Nitta

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.


Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

I was a stone cold aerial hunter. Death from above.

Jake Sully

George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.

Do as we do, and learn it well. Then we will see if your insanity can be cured


Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

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