Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Whaaaaat?

[as Hepburn leaves him] Actresses are cheap in this town - and I got a lot of money.

Howard Hughes

They took my blood, they took my car. What else can they take from me?

Max Rockatansky

Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.

[to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

Fat Bastard

East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other.

Dr. No

[waking up next to a crashed car and a group of dead bodies] How did I get here? What have I done?

Marv

Shellie: [after Dwight dunks Jackie-Boy in his own urine] Dwight, what did you do to him?
Dwight: I gave him a taste of his own medicine.

Girls don't pay - guys pay!

Debbie Dunham

H.I.: A man for a husband.
Ed McDonnough: That ain't no answer.
H.I.: Honey, that's the only answer.
Ed McDonnough: That ain't no answer.

Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?

Klaus Daimler

Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.

Leo Bloom

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