...and remember it doesn't say Cox, unless I say it tastes like Cox.

Dewey Cox

Somebody died. It was me.

David

The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.

Justin

[on phone] Hello. Dan! Hey. Oh, my God. Congratulations. lt's amazing. Do you have a name yet? Oh, no, that's terrific. Uh, probably because l'm jogging. No, l'm outside. Yes. l'm actually jogging outside. Please Playa del Rey. Don't laugh. I'm thinking about getting into...

Carter Duryea

Fuck off with your D&D GoBot bullshit.

Randal Graves

Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
Charlotte York: Yep.
Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

I don't want to spend our last moments running.

Cassia

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

[to a shirt] Lonely? You look like a mess. Cold? I'll warm you up.
[irons it]

Cop663

Mission accomplished.

Ethan

If you gonna survive, stop thinkin' like a cop.

Dominic

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Elliot Carver

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