...and remember it doesn't say Cox, unless I say it tastes like Cox.

Dewey Cox

Somebody died. It was me.


The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.


[on phone] Hello. Dan! Hey. Oh, my God. Congratulations. lt's amazing. Do you have a name yet? Oh, no, that's terrific. Uh, probably because l'm jogging. No, l'm outside. Yes. l'm actually jogging outside. Please Playa del Rey. Don't laugh. I'm thinking about getting into...

Carter Duryea

Fuck off with your D&D GoBot bullshit.

Randal Graves

Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
Charlotte York: Yep.
Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

I don't want to spend our last moments running.


Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

[to a shirt] Lonely? You look like a mess. Cold? I'll warm you up.
[irons it]


Mission accomplished.


If you gonna survive, stop thinkin' like a cop.


The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Elliot Carver

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