I may already be dead, just not typed.

Harold Crick

Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn: A little more caution from you, that is no trinket you carry.
Frodo: I carry nothing.
Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

Transportation is a precise business.


Reiner: Are you really that cold?
Malkina: The truth has no temperature.

I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!

Austin Powers

Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.


Cassandra: Wait, let me show you what I got at a garage sale.
Wayne: What'cha got?
Cassandra: Isn't that great? You've heard it?
Wayne: Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".
Cassandra: Look at this old one. Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Wayne: Wow. That is old. You know, I bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now.

[Han Sing starts attacking the gang] The hell what Mac said, somebody kill that son of a bitch!


Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?

Detective Wallace

When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.

Jamal Malik

Jim Lovell: [Tearing off his biomeds] Let's see how he likes this. I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning!
Dr. Chuck: Flight, we just lost Lovell!
William 'Bill' Pogue, CAPCOM: 13, Houston. Jim, we just had a bottoming out on your biomeds.
Jim Lovell: I'm not wearing my biomeds.
William 'Bill' Pogue, CAPCOM: Okay, Jim. Copy that.

Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only.
Dumbledore: It's quite a long name.

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