I let the wedding get bigger than Big!

Carrie Bradshaw

That's you all over, Tom. A lie and no heart.

Verna

They need to be reminded of the order of things...
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Zeus

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

Teddy

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby

Xerxes: Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory.
Leonidas: And I would die for any one of mine.

Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Karen

Run like smoke and oakum!

Capt. Jack Aubrey

How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?

Brüno

There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

Bo

Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Frank: Really?
Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
Frank: Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!

Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.

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