I am the only free man on this train! And the rest of you are CATTLE!

Kostoyed Amourski

Cassandra: Wait, let me show you what I got at a garage sale.
Wayne: What'cha got?
Cassandra: Isn't that great? You've heard it?
Wayne: Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".
Cassandra: Look at this old one. Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Wayne: Wow. That is old. You know, I bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now.

[Han Sing starts attacking the gang] The hell what Mac said, somebody kill that son of a bitch!


Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?

Detective Wallace

When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.

Jamal Malik

Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.

Officer Michaels

John and Fanny are in town. I think we shall be forced to see them.

Elinor Dashwood

Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only.
Dumbledore: It's quite a long name.

Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

Harry Burns

Private Reiben: I got a bad feeling about this one.
Captain Miller: When was the last time you felt good about anything?

Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!

[to two Korean drug dealers] You dress White, talk Black, and drive Jew.

Tom Ludlow

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