There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!

Eden

I kiss you and you say "yuck"?

Commander Riker

They call him Snooky because Fool was taken.

Chenille

I did something really bad once and I'm never gonna be the same!

Ben Thomas

John Farley: Lets go Woodcock.
Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked Farley, I guess it runs in the family.

Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
Greg Focker: Pam? Are you kidding... yes, yes Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
Jack Byrnes: Even after her body has endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
Greg Focker: Yes, even after that, it's all good, it's all good under the hood.
Jack Byrnes: That's disgusting.

Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you're some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?
Andrew Paxton: We were in the middle of talking about you... for the last 3 years.

If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a nigger?

Tony Manero

Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!

Traitoro

If you find any alien beings down there do not engage them, do not talk to them, do not do anything but report back to me.

Meredith Vickers

Tonight will be different! I am the ripper, the terror, the slasher. I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! My name is strength! And lust! And power! I AM BEOWULF!

Beowulf

Christine Everheart: Have you ever lost an hour of sleep your whole life?
Tony Stark: I'd be prepared to lose a few with you.

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