There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.

Dr. Evil

Neo: I know kung fu.
Morpheus: [eyeing him, hand on chin] Show me.

You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right.

Anakin

That's what they do. They weather the storm. But this storm is different, this storm is the SS.

Wilhelm Kunde

Patricia: Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike: I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia: Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Diane: [to Patricia and Angela] Did he just say he made her drive?
Angela: I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

Mike: How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take?
Rob: Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is man, it's like you wake up everyday and it hurts a little bit less, and you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And the funny thing is that, this is kinda weird, but it's like, it's like, you almost miss that pain.
Mike: You miss the pain?
Rob: Yea, for the same reason you miss her. Because you lived with it for so long.

Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.

Mike McDermott

And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for.

Mr. Cornish

That is Dain Ironfoot, Thorin's cousin. I've always felt Thorin was the more reasonable of the two...

Gandalf

Begbie didn't do drugs either. He just did people.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

Borat

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