I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.

Bob

Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!

Mary

I will plague them all, even to roaring!

Prospera

[Sin LaSalle and the DubMD's are standing in front of Chili Palmer's Insight]
Sin LaSalle: Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride.
Chili Palmer: Did you leave any food in Mongolia?

Kathryn: I wanna FUCK!
Sebastian: And I don't.

I just want to make people silky and shiny!

Zohan

I swear I will not kill anyone.

The Terminator

You sound like you're from London!

Surfing Instructor

I love everything what I know about you. And I trust in what I don't.

Moses

Now take a step back...*and fuck your own face!*

Les Grossman

[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.

Tallahassee

A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?

Megan Fox

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