Officer Ryan: You think you know who you are?
[Officer Hanson nods]
Officer Ryan: You have no idea.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

It's a real life poltergeist. Kristi's like Carol Anne.

Dennis

Mater: "You know, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn McMissile: "We're being followed."
Mater (Oblivious to the danger): "This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery and show it to him before he stumbles. I call it: What I Accidentally Did to My Friend Luigi Once. Hiyyyyyya!"
Bad Cars: "There he is!"
Mater: "Wow look, I probably oughta go - I'm gonna miss my flight."
Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I've taken care of that...hang on!

Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.

Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

Murphy

You're in terrible danger, girl!

Tall Ghost Girl

Justice: Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay: And I'm so fucking yours.

Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat.

Bella

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

C.D. Bales: Do you know the phrase carpe diem?
Chris McConnell: It's, it's fish, fish bait, right?

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