Lando: What are you doing here?
Han Solo: Ah, repairs. I was hoping you could help me out.
Lando: What have you done to my ship?
Han Solo: Your ship? Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square.

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

King Jaffe Joffer

Prem Kumar: Its getting hot in here.
Jamal Malik: Are you nervous?
Prem Kumar: [audience laughs] What? Am I nervous ? Its you whos in the hot seat, my friend!
Jamal Malik: Yes, sorry.

Okay guys give me some room. I've just been ordered to fire on Air Force One.

F-15 Pilot

When he met your sister, he was touched by her... aroused by her. He wanted her. That set off the 'jealous mother' and 'mother killed the girl'! Now after the murder, Norman returned as if from a deep sleep. And like a dutiful son, covered up all traces of the crime he was convinced his mother had committed!

Dr. Fred Richmond

Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

Jack Wyatt: [takes a drink of something Uncle Arthur has just made in the blender] This tastes awful!
Uncle Arthur: I know. I just like to blend.

Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.

You have paid the price for your lack of vision.

The Emperor

Hey, bub, I'm not finished with you yet.

Wolverine

June Carter: You walked here all the way from Nashville?
Johnny Cash: Yeah, well, walking is good for you...

Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

Nash

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