Professor Snape: Which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?
[Hermione raises her hand]
Professor Snape: No-one? How disappointing.
Shaun: Who the hell put this on?
Ed: It's on random.
Liz: For fuck's sake!
Why do you drink that motor oil? I send you good stuff all the time.Oskar Schindler
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* dring that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!
Will you go to prom with me?Schmidt (to Jenko)
Memphis: Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory.
Det. Roland Castlebeck: Did Eleanor tell you that?
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Yeah... that's right Richard... I don't care. I'm not trying to solve a puzzle here...
Dr. Richard Kimble: Well, I am trying to solve a puzzle.
Cosmo Renfro: Five seconds to location.
Dr. Richard Kimble: And I just found a big piece!
[slams phone down but doesn't hang up]
Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!
You ain't the future o' shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.B. Rabbit
You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.Bobby Ray