People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.Dr. Pearl
We've had a hell of a goddamn run haven't we?D-Bob
Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?
Listen, I know what I like, and I know you know what I like, because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?Prince Akeem
Holly Kennedy: What if this is it, Gerry? What if this is all there is to our life? You have to have a plan. Why do I have to be the responsible grown up who worries? Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?
Gerry Kennedy: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark?
Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.Harry
Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?Chev Chelios
Sometimes, if things are closed, you just, open them up.Nikolai Luzhin
Alex: Oh, my God, you're hit!
Jason Gibbons: No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?
Jason Gibbons: Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!
Alex: Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer.
Jason Gibbons: Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.
Do you remember in kindergarten,how you'd meet a kid, and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you'd be playing like you were best friends, because you didn't have to be anyone but yourself?Gabrilla Montez
I don't trust air I can't see.Capt. Ramsey
Captain Dudley Smith: Have you a valediction, boyo?
Jack Vincennes: Rollo Tomasi.