Listen, your son is about as likely to be a terrorist as my brother.

Jerry Shaw

[videotaping Kale and Sarah making out] Soon you'll be the most popular video on Youtube.

Ronnie

[after director goes off on long tirade in Japanese]
Ms. Kawasaki: He want you to turn and look in camera. Okay?
Bob: Is that all he said?

[Mr. Kwai is about to shoot Frank]
Frank: I'd rather see it coming.
Mr. Kwai: Makes no difference to me.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.

The Emperor

Leonard Woolf: If I didn't know you better I'd call this ingratitude.
Virginia Woolf: I am ungrateful? You call ME ungrateful? My life has been stolen from me. I'm living in a town I have no wish to live in... I'm living a life I have no wish to live... How did this happen?

A copper, a copper, how do you like that boys? A copper and his name is Fallon. And we went for it, I went for it. Treated him like a kid brother. And I was gonna split fifty-fifty with a copper!

Cody Jarrett

Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.

Rick O'Connell

TV Sports Announcer: [announcing basketball game on TV] 3 seconds left. The shot is up...
TV Narrator: [Peyton switches channel] Welcome to the magical world of ponies!

I'm the best person in the whole town!

'Baby' Brent

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff

I am so excited to see those little Fockers!

Pam Byrnes

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