You're not, you're not good, Al. You stink.

Ty Webb

It's okay, Eleanor. It can be fixed.

Memphis

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

Van Wilder

Eben Olemaun: Hey, what do you say the two of us go outside and have a little talk, huh?
The Stranger: Now what's wrong... with a man... who want a little fresh meat?
Eben Olemaun: Come on. You and me. Let's go. I'm taking you outside.
The Stranger: I would like to see that.

[Going through his extremely old mail left at his childhood home] Oh, look. An acceptance letter from Arizona State.

Harry Dunne

I had to come. It was a sequel.

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Droz: Frog And Toad Are Friends, that's with the guy from The Clash, right?
Gutter: [confused] The...
Droz: The Clash. I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

Sir Alexander Dane: You don't hold the turbo down, it's for quick boosts!
Jason Nesmith: Oh, like you know!

Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.

Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.

Sidney Deane

In Mexico, law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity.

Eduardo Ruiz

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