STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!

Ramón

[to Father Janovich] I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.

Walt Kowalski

[As Susan tries to seduce Arthur is pulled upside down by magnets on his bed]
Arthur: My bed is made of magnets.
Susan: Get me out of here!
Arthur: At least something in this room is attracted to you.

I'm vertical running!

Fat Amy

[Yanks Alonzo's badge] You don't deserve this.

Jake Hoyt

Jigsaw: Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: do not proceed. For this room can either be you sanctuary, or it can be your grave. The choice is yours.
Agent Strahm: Fuck you.

I'm gonna turn Washington DC into a pile of ash.

Dieter Von Cunth

I can't feel my legs... Keyser.

Keaton

That's C-4, man.

Cody

Simon Bishop: Rot in hell, Melvin!
Melvin Udall: No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!

[to Braddock after one round] You're going home in butcher paper, pal! BUTCHER PAPER!

Max Baer

[trying to pronounce his name] Wa... WwALL-E

WALL-E

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