Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?

Claire Cleary: Are you OK?
John Beckwith: Yeah, I'm just swinging the jib for your dad, starboard.
Claire Cleary: But starboard's *this* way.
John Beckwith: That's right. What am I thinking? I'm used to sailing down under with the kiwis so everything's backwards and the toilets when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.

Are you ready for the truth?

Elijah Price

Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.

Peter Parker

Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
Burger-Beard: Hah!
Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?

I am Shiva the destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.

Kym

Big things have small beginnings.

David

Eugene Kittridge: I understand you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You've never seen me very upset.

Charles Billingsley: Can't hold on to the lamp, can't hold on to the football.
Don Billingsley: I can hold on to the football, Dad. Now get the hell out of here!

American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

You can't stop what's coming.

Ellis

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