Preacher: Do you take this woman do be your wedded wife?
Beetlejuice: [Runs off to the side mumbling to himself] Oh man, I don't know, it's kind of a big decision isn't it... I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it...
Beetlejuice: [Runs back to the altar and stands next to Lydia] Yeah, yeah, sure, right.
Well, I think Bill's got a point. If you look at the whole life of the planet, we... you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.Sergeant Farrell
Abigail Chase: You can't *seriously* intend to run chemical tests on the Declaration of Independence... in the back of a moving van!
Riley Poole: We have a clean room environment all set up: EDS suits, a particulate air filtration system, the whole shebang.
Abigail Chase: Really?
We can save this worlAdrian Veidt
But I'm a fuckin' demon.Azrael
Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. Beowulf... Stay with me. Give me a son, and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived. This... I swear...Grendel's Mother
You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?Topper Harley
First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.Buddy
You'll play basketball my way. My way is hard.Coach Don Haskins
I found the eye of the snake.D'Leh
Not essential? I think you misunderstand the meaning of the word. I teach history and literature, since when it's not essential?Chaim Nowak
The time has come for me to meet my maker and to repay him in kind for all that he has done.V