Skylar: Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will: Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar: What?
Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

Elliot

Ray Kinsella: [about the reclusive Terence Mann] OK, the last interview he ever gave was in 1973. Guess what it's about.
Annie Kinsella: Some kind of team sport.

Lieutenant Dan Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

Napoleon Dynamite: Why do you got your hood on like that?
Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.
Napoleon Dynamite: I know what you mean.

Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

The Geek

Fanny: They're all exceedingly spoilt I find. Miss Margaret spends all her time up trees and under furniture and I've barely had a civil word from Marianne.
Edward Ferrars: My dear Fanny, they've just lost their father. Their lives will never be the same again.

Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.

Dr. Emmett Brown

You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch?

Trish (to Lauren)

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone

They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.

Obi-Wan

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