Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

Roy

Colonel Frank Fitts: Where did you get that?
Ricky Fitts: From my job.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with him.
Ricky Fitts: You were watching me?

Get your Beyonce out of my face.

Vi Rose Hill

The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!

Willy Wonka

Can I kill her *now*?

Marvin Boggs

Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

We bury our sins here, Dave. We wash them clean.

Jimmy

A drug dealer? No. Did he sell a little weed? Yeah.

Sonny Truelove

Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.

No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing, because if I am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

V

[to Duane, as they're leaving motel room after having sex] Oh, quit prissing. I don't think you done it right, anyway.

Jacy Farrow

You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill you!

Batty

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