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Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?
Vernon Fenwick
Sean Parker: One suggestion: Get rid of the "the". Just *Facebook*. Flows better.
Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
It is YOUR LUCKY DAY... to be baptized into the Greek Orthodox Church!
Gus Portokalos
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard Hayden: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.
Here goes nothing.
Lando Calrissian
So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.
T.E. Lawrence
Virginia Woolf: Do you think I may one day escape?
Vanessa Bell: One day.
[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!
Tallahassee
My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
Max Rockatansky
The president wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!
Tom Dobbs
