So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.

T.E. Lawrence

Virginia Woolf: Do you think I may one day escape?
Vanessa Bell: One day.

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Norman Bates

[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!

Tallahassee

My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.

Max Rockatansky

Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

Van Wilder

The president wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!

Tom Dobbs

Whit: I actually ran the London Marathon
Dennis: Oh that's a coincidence.
Whit: Why's that?
Dennis: Oh, I watched it on the tele... well... the last hour... I sleep in on Sundays.

It's okay, 99. Big people feel pain, too.

Maxwell Smart

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later

Lloyd

Horse shit!

Mike

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.

Donkey

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