Ed Exley: I heard you like to shoot dogs.
Ray Collins: Dogs got no reason to live.

Ever since you showed up, Todd's been acting like a different person!


Buck Swope: How's my little kung fu fighter?
Jessie St. Vincent: He's kicking ass inside my stomach.

Ennis Del Mar: Hard work is it?
Cassie Cartwright: Drunks like you, demandin' beer after beer. Smokin'. Gets tiresome.
Cassie Cartwright: So... What do you do Ennis Del Mar?
Ennis Del Mar: Earlier today I was castrating calves.
Cassie Cartwright: Ugh.

I don't want to go too fast.

Beatrice 'Tris' Prior

Joe Lambert: Bonwit Teller. Who'd want to blow up a department store?
Connie Kowalski: Ever seen a woman miss a shoe sale?

Sean Devine: So Jimmy, when was the last time you saw Dave?
Jimmy Markum: The last time I saw Dave...
Sean Devine: Yeah, Dave Boyle.
Jimmy Markum: Dave Boyle...
Sean Devine: Yeah Jimmy, Dave Boyle.
Jimmy Markum: That was twenty-five years ago, going up this street, in the back of that car.

Jack Foley: Give me a minute to talk to Buddy.
Maurice "Snoopy" Miller: You got two minutes, that's all. Make up your mind, Foley.
Jack Foley: I wasn't asking permission.

I've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange.

The Spirit

Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore.

Les Grossman

[picking up another phone] Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you.

Dan Foreman

I know it's deviant... but it's kinda turning me on.
[kisses Michael again]

Donna Newman

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