Carter Duryea: [Alex dims the lights, turns on soft music, and lights incense] Well, it looks like everything is perfect.
Alex Foreman: So why are you still talking?

Vincent Cadby: [Ace moans and howls upon entering a room sporting numerous stuffed animal heads] Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?
Ace: Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.

Pay attention, we're gonna ask questions later!

Buddy "Cloudy" Russo

Doug Madsen: Did he just say "cracker"?
Dudley Frank: "Cracker-ass."
Doug Madsen: Oh, perfect.

Dick Stensland: I got a hot date.
Bud White: Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?

You wouldn't have to change for me Bella. I'm in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him.

Jacob Black

I'll lick the stamps.

Marion Crane

Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice, pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?


June Carter: I gotta tell you, I can't sing tonight. I got the laryngitis. Y'all laughin, but I do.
Billy: We just heard you hollerin up a storm back there.
June Carter: Well, I didn't have it then, Billy.

Fuck, I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger!

Phil Wenneck

Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might!

Sam Loomis: Bob! Run out and get yourself some lunch, will you?
Bob Summerfield: Oh, that's okay, Sam, I brought it with me.
Sam Loomis: Run out and eat it!

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