Good luck. The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it. Bye Grandma!Navin R. Johnson
My Freshmen year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophomore year I ran in 14 myself... with a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum, and a sub dermal hematoma.Austin
[to Dr. Price] Well, that's good news - snakes on crack.Neville Flynn
This old maid, she had a parrot that cursed a blue streak and knew more vulgar expressions than Mr. Kowalski.Blanche DuBois
Frank Falenczyk: You gonna run and tell mommy?
Dave: That's right, Frank. I'm going to run and tell mommy.
Frank Falenczyk: Shit.
Ray Charles: How could you do that? We've been through so much. We were like brothers.
Jeff Brown: Ray... if we were like brothers, why are you paying Joe more than you're paying me?
Ray Charles: Damn all that. You broke my heart.
Jeff Brown: Well you know what, Ray? You broke mine a long goddamn time ago.
Ray Charles: Well, there it is.
Jeff Brown: You know something, Ray? You're gonna get yours one day. And I pray to God he has mercy on your soul, you son of a bitch!
I've never seen a sunrise. Not the way you see it.Geordi La Forge
And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.Aubrey
Miriam Hart: No girls like her, she is distant, and basically the only people that want to hang out with her are older boys who want to fuck her.
Dan: Oh really? And you find that a big surprise? You let her walk out of the house looking like, fuck, Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver.
Miriam Hart: She dresses the way she wants to. And besides, any daughter who dresses like that only wants one thing.
Dan: A pimp?
Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?Prince Akeem
Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!Neville Flynn
You're wrong about me. I'm nice like that.Nick Fury