Eve Kendall: I'm a big girl.
Roger Thornhill: Yeah, and in all the right places, too.

You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.

Paulie

Tell you what. The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

Jack Twist

Kumar: [in surgery] Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana. That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery.
Male Nurse: Marijuana?... But why?
Kumar: We don't have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it.

Beca: When I look back on this, I won't remember performing and competing. I'm going to remember you weirdos.
Cynthia-Rose: Me too
Stacie: Me too
Fat Amy: Me too

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Deborah Clasky: You don't have any other questions for me?
John Clasky: What other questions could there be?

Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.

Rick Spector

Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam: I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!

Find out what those blue monkeys want.

Selfridge

Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Jim Stark: I'll bet you'd go to a hanging.
Plato: I guess it's just my morbid personality.

This song is an excellent cure for the will to live.

Will Hayes

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