Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Patrick Bateman

Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?
Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe

Mohamed Karaman: May God be with you.
Emily: And you as well.

I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.

Officer Slater

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?

Tallahassee

I have HBO.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

Party Guest: Oh,but really biting satire is always better than physical force.
Isaac Davis: No,physical force is always better with Nazis.

Disco is NOT dead!

Tony P.

Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

This reminds me of the time I attempted to reach the center of the earth. I'd be reading my favorite author, Jules Verne. I spent weeks preparing for the expedition, I didn't even get this far. Of course, I was only 12 at the time. It was the writings of Jules Verne that had a profound effect on my life. I was 11 when I first read 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. That's when I realized that I must devote my life into science.

Young Doc

Tom Dobbs: How many analogies do you have left?
Jack Menken: How many does it take to make my point?

[points the ring at the Lantern] I hereby swear allegiance... to a lantern, given to me by a dying purple alien.

Hal Jordan

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