John Winger: My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots.
Kowalski: We've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
Skipper: We gotta blend in. River dance.
Hope: You know Natalie, youre so oral, you'll never get to anal
Natalie: And youll never get a dick in your dried up cunt, you old maid!
You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the fucking square root of something.Buddy 'Aces' Israel
Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: My professional name.
Sometimes I truly fear that I... am losing my mind. And if I did it... it would be like flying blind.Howard Hughes
I haven't had sex since I got to America.Semmi
Silence, village idiot!Bobby
Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.
Juan ObregÃ³n: [hands her a mirror with cocaine on it] You first.
Helena Ayala: I'm six months pregnant, I won't do it.
Juan ObregÃ³n: Then we don't have a deal.
Helena Ayala: Yeah, right, we don't have a deal. I'm sorry to have wasted your time Mr. ObregÃ³n...
Juan ObregÃ³n: Okay. Okay, okay. [sniffs cocaine] That's good coke.
Helena Ayala: It should be... it's yours.
These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...Topper Harley
Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!