Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.


I never really thought of myself as a freak, ya know...but I Love to Freak!


Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!


Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in first class.

Tommy Ryan

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

Davy Jones

Harry Sanborn: Some people consider rap poetry.
Erica Barry: C'mon, how many words can you rhyme with bitch?

I'll go to your room, but you'll have to seduce me.


Anita Miller: FECK YOU!
Elaine Miller: HEY!
Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!
Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
Young William: I think she said "feck."
Elaine Miller: What's the difference?
Young William: The letter "u."

Governor Tracy: Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to.
Clyde: My best friends call me Cash.

Rip Reed: Hey man. That's not yours.
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: [to Hollis] Put the fucking rabbit down!
Rip Reed: Appreciate it man, get your dick beaters off it.

[to Father Janovich] I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.

Walt Kowalski

What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?


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