James Bond: Oh, no you don't.
James Bond: This is no time to be rescued.

You're a girl that doesn't ask a guy what to do...

Matt

Here goes nothing.

Lando Calrissian

Edith: It's against the law to be married to two people at the same time!
Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?

Westley: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you... are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

Austin Powers

My story starts at sea... a perilous voyage to an unknown land... a shipwreck... the wild waters roar and heave... the brave vessel is dashed all to pieces, and all the helpless souls within her drowned... all save one... a lady... whose soul is greater than the ocean... and her spirit stronger than the sea's embrace... not for her a watery end, but a new life beginning on a stranger shore. It will be a love story... for she will be my heroine for all time. And her name will be Viola.

William Shakespeare

[singing] Play it cool boy, real cool.

Ice

Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?

Vernon Fenwick

Louise: Get off her or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.
Harlan: [Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.
Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!
Harlan: Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!
Louise: Why did you say?
Harlan: I said suck my cock.

Bender: Go With God!
Sol: Come back a man!
Bender: Fortune favors the brave!

Stanley Goodspeed: Shoot him, not the rockets!
John Mason: Any other news, professor?

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