[referring to the porno tape on the TV]
Grandma: What channel is this?
Helen: No, grandma, this is a tape.
Grandma: [to Susan] She really needs a man.

John, I have a cassarole in the oven and your sister in the kitchen, and I don't want to talk about the tour.

Vivian Cash

A is for Awesome.

Olive Penderghast

Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder.

Isabella Swan

There is no perfect cookie!

Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer

Coach Ken Carter: I guess I should speak louder so you can hear me?
Worm: Yo dawg we hear you but we can't see you. The glare from your big black ass head is hella shiny man, do you buff it?

Consequences schmonsequences.


Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.

William H. Bonney

You keep asking for it, and asking for it!


Peter Llewelyn Davies: That scepter's made of wood.
J.M. Barrie: Yes, well, we do dream on a budget here, don't we?

The world's ran out of tricks. Everyone plays.


[Biff is waxing George's car, it's a silver BMW]
George McFly: Uh... now Biff, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time. Not just one.
Biff Tannen: Just finishing up the second coat now.
George McFly: Now Biff, don't con me!
Biff Tannen: I-I'm-I'm sorry, Mr. McFly. I-I meant I was just starting on the second coat.
George McFly: Ahh... Biff. What a character. Always trying to get away with something. I've had to stay on top of Biff ever since High School. Although if it wasn't for him...
Lorraine Baines: We never would have fallen in love.
George McFly: That's right.

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