You want to know what's wrong with our waterfront? It's the love of a lousy buck. It's making love of a buck--the cushy job --more important than the love of man!

Father Barry

This body will take some getting used to.

Klaatu

We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!

SpongeBob SquarePants

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!

Donkey

I opened up to you, and you judged me.

Tiffany

Vega: [Chun-Li has cut Vega's face and has her foot pressed against his head] You think this is over?
Chun-Li: No. I'm just getting started.

Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!

[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?

Lana

I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Great Gam Gam

Sadusky: There is a book and it has the information you need. The President's Book of Secrets. A collection of documents for President's eyes only. The truth behind the JFK conspiracy. The missing minutes from the Watergate tapes. And of course, Area 51.
Ben Gates: It contains all of our nation's secrets. I need to see that book.
Sadusky: The only way you'll ever see that book is if you get elected President.

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