The boy they brought back is not my son.

Christine Collins

Only unfulfilled love can be romantic.

Maria Elena

[catches date, points to dead monkey] Bad dates.

Sallah

Nothing and everything, it just hits her sometimes.

Jerry

Leon Tallis: What do you say, Cee? Does the hot weather make you behave badly? Good heavens, you're blushing.
Cecilia Tallis: Just hot in here, that's all.

In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank.

J.M. Barrie

King Henry VIII: Will you give yourself to me now?
Anne Boleyn: Make me your Queen...

Uncle Ben wouldn't want us living with revenge in our hearts, it's like a poison. It can take you over and turn us into something ugly.

Aunt May

Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police now?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic.

[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.

Longshanks

General Murray: I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted. T.E. Lawrence: I have the same problem, sir.

That wasn't much of a rescue.

General Grievous

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