Alex: Hey. The Book of the Dead.
Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.
Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
Meela: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes in your bed while you were sleeping.
Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
Dusty Bottoms: Well done.
Yeah, it worked, but they're about to cut the power.Eben Olemaun
Seward can't do it; you must. Because if you fail to acquire the necessary votes, woe unto you, sir. You will answer to me.Mary Todd Lincoln
Our target for this year's purge is hiding in your home. You have one hour to find him and give him to us or we will kill all of you. We will be coming in.Polite Leader
John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.
Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?Steve
Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Zeke: Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I...
Sharpay: Troy Bolton is not in my show.
Zeke: Okay, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something.
Sharpay: [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke: Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?
Sharpay: Evaporate, tall person!
What is it about elevators?Christian Grey
If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!MacGruber
Brand Hauser: We're excited to have you.
Ooq-Mi-Fay Taqnufmini: Don't get too excited.
Brand Hauser: I'm not that excited.