Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

How did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here with all this...
[she sees herself as a frog in the mirror and screams]

Princess Tiana

It was a great night, my hetero heroine.

Dev

I will end the reign of the Gods.

Hyperion

When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something?

Mr. Walters

You walk away from me, you walk away from this deal, no matter how well you drive, you won't win, you won't place. I guarantee you right now you won't even finish the race!

Mr. Royalton

Cady: Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.

Dodge this.

Trinity

All mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like. It's the only way we grow.

Padme

Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.

Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.

Maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it no matter what.

Christopher Gardner

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