Jimmy Markum: And it's really starting to piss me off, Dave! She's my own little daughter, and I can't even cry for her!
Dave Boyle: Jimmy, you're crying now.
You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!Detective John Kimble
Auric Goldfinger: Good morning, Mr. Simmons. Ready for our little game?
Simmons: Sure I'm ready. When you're ten grand in the hole, you're ready for anything.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
[quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads.Pete
You dont know the FIRST thing about serving your country.Admiral Reigart
Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you telling me you're quitting the movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
Susan Storm: It's too dangerous for you to go out into public.
Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.
I missed the whole Dragon Tales Era?Michael Newman
...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't... and I will listen... I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want... and you know, you know... I won't judge you... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't... I can... listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you...Jim Kurring
We do not offer second chances.Caius
President James Marshall: I trusted you with my life!
Agent Gibbs: So will the next president!