I am Bruce Almighty. My will be done.

Bruce

Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.

Jack O'Donnell

Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

Graham Bloomwood

Anakin: Are you an angel?
Queen Amidala: What?
Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
Queen Amidala: You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Anakin: I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this place.

Sally Albright: I don't have to take this crap from you.
Harry Burns: If you're so over Joe, why aren't you seeing anyone?

The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

My prom is wherever you are.

Troy Bolton

I’m not giving up on you.

Tadashi

[to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

Fat Bastard

East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other.

Dr. No

Girls don't pay - guys pay!

Debbie Dunham

H.I.: A man for a husband.
Ed McDonnough: That ain't no answer.
H.I.: Honey, that's the only answer.
Ed McDonnough: That ain't no answer.

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