Rosalie Octavius: You need to sleep soundly tonight.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light bulb? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth?
Peter Parker: Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Ahhh, Rosie, I love this boy.

Saul Bloom: Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point a gun at her stomach!
Bruce Willis: I'm Bruce Willis.

That's called the quart of blood technique... you do that and a quart of blood will come out a guy

Billy Ray Valentine

Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.

Richard Brown: Who is this party for?
Clarissa Vaughan: What are you asking, what are you trying to say?
Richard Brown: I'm not trying to say anything. I think I'm staying alive just to satisfy you.

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

John Winger

Ok listen up! The men we're after professional runners. We find them, we take them as a team and we bring em back. And above all else, we don't ever, ever, let them get into cars.

Luke Hobbs

Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.

Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.

You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!

Clyde

We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.

Gene Kranz

Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton: I... What?
Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.

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