Sean Jones: It's getting hot in here...
Nelville Flynn: I'm from Tennessee, I didn't notice!

My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.

Isaac Davis

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.

Van Wilder: Take your clothes off.
Gwen: I'm not taking off my clothes.
Van Wilder: Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit.
[a hairy naked guy runs by]
Van Wilder: Except that guy.

I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Aaron Green

Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!

Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?
Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I *need* you, oh baby, oh baby.

This war will never end.

Kent Taylor

Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!

Bowler Hat Guy

I'm counting on you, red, white and blue.

President James Marshall

Marie: I don't think he's every going to leave her.
Sally: I know he's never going to leave her.
Marie: You're right, you're right. I know you're right.

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

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