Sin City's where you go in with your eyes open, or you don't come out at all.

Johnny

Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!

Donkey

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.

Marcy Dawson

Where are we going?

Christopher

You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!

Brüno

While we're young.

Al Czervik

He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.

Troy Dyer

[Picks up silver canister] This is an amazing find! You see it's got the marking there of... It's definitely Alien, but it, it isn't a weapon. However I still don't trust it.

Wikus Van De Merwe

Deputy Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
Tatum: Janitor is your superior.

Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?

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